Work Makes My Head Hurt

When I sit at my desk, my neck hurts. More than my neck, my upper back hurts, too.

I guess I shouldn't work, since sitting at my desk makes my head hurt.

Well, actually my spectacular endo last month when I landed smack dab on my frontal lobe (trying to attempt a dirt jump) makes my head hurt.

I guess I shouldn't land on my head.

If my mother were alive, she'd tell me I was too old for that shit.

Come to think of it, my mother used to make my head hurt, too.